1) I have to warn people who get near him that he might bite.
2) He loves to chew any toy he can find.
3) When I sit on the floor, he climbs all over me.
4) He eats any food he finds on the floor.
5) I have to clean up after his poop. (One of my weekly jobs was to remove the poop from the grass before my dad or brother would mow the lawn. I know my son doesn't poop in the grass...yet!)
6) When he gets excited, he pants.
7) I have to make sure he gets fed every day.
8) His main mode of transportation is four limbs.
9) When he wants attention, he climbs on my legs.
10) He jumps up on the furniture with his front "paws."
11) He is constantly underfoot when I am cooking.
And this is just the beginning!
